The End Is Far

I’ve come to the distinct conclusion that the end of the world, the end of days, the end of times…. “The End”, will be foretold not by plague, famine, pestilence, flood and swarms of locust. No, no, it’ll be something far more distinct and dramatically indisputable. The sign of the end will be the day I make a trip to the hardware store without finding, upon arrival home, that one or more of the things I bought is the wrong size, thread, caliber, fit or function. Yes, my brothers and sisters, the sign will be clear and indisputable. I’ll not have to make a return trip to Home Depot or ACE to exchange a purchase.

And based on my experiences of late, humanity is safe and will be for the foreseeable future.


Written by gsm

05/15/2007 at 8:19 am

Posted in  Miscellaneous 

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